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5【痞子政客】(01-08)【作者:玩聊】作者:玩聊

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第一集:怕死拒服兵役

“你最好别去当兵,我帮你算了好几遍了,大凶!”亚京看着大旭深信不疑的说

“真的假的?你别吓我,会死么?”大旭半信半疑的看着亚京问道,亚京摸着胸口说“真的,我对昨天被我干高潮的妞发誓”

“真能蛋逼”文清拿了根香蕉扔向亚京“不吹牛逼又不会死,谁不知道你丫秒射”文清躺在沙发上笑着,说着又跟大旭说“我跟你说啊,别的我不知道,我听说军队每年有一个死亡名额,就你这性格没准在新兵营就被虐死了”大旭左思右想,深思着哥俩的话,暗暗琢磨‘如果去,回来管分配,听说还有钱。如果不去,我又能做什么呢?可要是真去了,就这么死了,多亏。况且…或许…算了,还是不去了’

“你说不去就不去了!你以为托关系容易呢!”大旭妈暴跳如雷“我告诉你,你不当兵这辈子就完了,你以为你有多大出息?你以为你能自己闯出多大一片天?

就凭你个小屁孩子,到社会上让人卖了还给人家数钱呢!”大旭妈又急又气“当兵这种事不能强求,不乐意去就不去,不入伍还有很多事情可以做,追逐自己的梦想不是坏事嘛”文清妈细声细语的劝着,“没错,亚京说大旭要去当兵八成回不来了!”文清赶紧补刀……

大旭妈对大旭的这一决定感到无比的痛心,在她眼里,入伍是入党从政的捷径,好吃好喝混几年,出来后再走走关系,用不了几年升个科级,一切计划的都这么好,可怎么就叛逆了呢

第二集:弹尽粮绝

炎炎夏日,暑期即将来临,待在家里每天吃饭睡觉打游戏的日子又要来临了大旭回到家看见老妈在收拾行李“你爸去国外出差了,我也要去外地,家里不会

给你留钱,你自己乐意干嘛去干嘛吧”,大旭听了一脸懵逼“那、那您什么时候回来呀?”,“九月初回”大旭妈头也不抬继续忙着。“那什么时候走呢?”大旭问,“一会同事过来接我,马上就走,你暑假自己想想怎么活吧”

大旭看着老妈收拾完行李头也不回的走了,自己留在空挡的房间里感到无比的难受‘什么呀?说走就走了!这离暑假还好几天呢,我的天,这是要让我去打工吗?我去哪里呢?麦当劳?要不然去当服务员?’大旭躺在沙发上想着想着就睡着了

凌晨2点,大旭被饿醒了,又饿又热的慢慢悠悠走到厨房“我靠!”当大旭拉开冰箱门,冰箱里是空的,拉开冷冻门,竟然也是空的。打开货柜米面虽然有,


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